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Now this may sound disgusting an` like very gross

But it`s sure to have your trippin`

So y`all listen close

It`s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar

But it`s rather on the bug tip and it`s called Pickin` Boogers

Now what I`m emceein` might not seem kosher to you

But it`s still somethin` we all have to do

So go up your nose with a finger or two

And pull out one or a crusty crew

Yo, don`t try to front like it`s so gloomy and gray

`Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day

Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip

With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip

Take it from the Biz Markie because I`m jokin`

And also, remember this slogan

"Hey, ma, what`s for dinner?

Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"

Pickin` Boogers

Pickin` Boogers

Let me tell you what happened on the train, man

I was coolin` one say with my partner Kane

Headed up to the rooftop, ridin` the D train

When the man sittin` next to me was so profane

He`d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain

(You should `a moved)

I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out

A big, green, slimey - naw, I`m not even gonna say it

But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it

He sat there for a while with it in his hand

So I tried to play cool like a normal man

So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap

All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap

Now Kane sat there laughin` like it was all a joke

But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked

So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five

And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye

Then the man jumped up and said what`s wrong with you

And wiped `em off his face and said I can`t mess with you

Like if I did somethin` that was so full of shame

But yo, you got to know the name of the game

Pickin` Boogers

Pickin` Boogers

Now let me take you trippin` dow memory lane

Back in public school with my partner Kane

When I was class clown and he was my brotherr

Sittin` at the desk, pluckin` boogers at each other

Never do our work as we were supposed

`Cause we was too busy diggin` up our nose

And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude

God forbid the person that had to leave his food

No matter who you are, we didn`t give a damn

We even put teachers down with the program

Whether it was a woman or if you`re a man

We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand

Catch anyone from anywhere

But the best part about it`s catchin` Kane out there

Especially we`re out playin` ball in the gym

I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him

Now we`re grown up and things have changed

But we still be playin` the Pickin` Boogers game

Just last night when Kane was gettin` ready

I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti

Pickin` Boogers

Pickin` Boogers

Let me tell you what happened with this girl

One night at Latin Quarters, I was standin` at ease

And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze

I didn`t show enough that I really did want it

So, no half-steppin`, I pushed up on it

Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat

Had a spotlight beamin` on my Biz Markie hat

But when she stepped in the light and she got real close

I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose

She was dressed real def and her body was hook

But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look

I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn`t be bold

So I played it off and said, "That`s a cute green mole"

I was hopin` from that she wuld wipe it away

But she didn`t do nothin`, I guess she wanted it displayed

I said, "Before you get my number I don`t mean to dis you

but write it in your hand because you`re gonna need the tissue"

Now this may sound disgusting an` like very gross

But it`s sure to have your trippin`

So y`all listen close

It`s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar

But it`s rather on the bug tip and it`s called Pickin` Boogers

Now what I`m emceein` might not seem kosher to you

But it`s still somethin` we all have to do

So go up your nose with a finger or two

And pull out one or a crusty crew

Yo, don`t try to front like it`s so gloomy and gray

`Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day

Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip

With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip

Take it from the Biz Markie because I`m jokin`

And also, remember this slogan

"Hey, ma, what`s for dinner?

Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"

Pickin` Boogers

Pickin` Boogers

Let me tell you what happened on the train, man

I was coolin` one say with my partner Kane

Headed up to the rooftop, ridin` the D train

When the man sittin` next to me was so profane

He`d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain

(You should `a moved)

I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out

A big, green, slimey - naw, I`m not even gonna say it

But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it

He sat there for a while with it in his hand

So I tried to play cool like a normal man

So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap

All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap

Now Kane sat there laughin` like it was all a joke

But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked

So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five

And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye

Then the man jumped up and said what`s wrong with you

And wiped `em off his face and said I can`t mess with you

Like if I did somethin` that was so full of shame

But yo, you got to know the name of the game

Pickin` Boogers

Pickin` Boogers

Now let me take you trippin` dow memory lane

Back in public school with my partner Kane

When I was class clown and he was my brotherr

Sittin` at the desk, pluckin` boogers at each other

Never do our work as we were supposed

`Cause we was too busy diggin` up our nose

And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude

God forbid the person that had to leave his food

No matter who you are, we didn`t give a damn

We even put teachers down with the program

Whether it was a woman or if you`re a man

We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand

Catch anyone from anywhere

But the best part about it`s catchin` Kane out there

Especially we`re out playin` ball in the gym

I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him

Now we`re grown up and things have changed

But we still be playin` the Pickin` Boogers game

Just last night when Kane was gettin` ready

I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti

Pickin` Boogers

Pickin` Boogers

Let me tell you what happened with this girl

One night at Latin Quarters, I was standin` at ease

And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze

I didn`t show enough that I really did want it

So, no half-steppin`, I pushed up on it

Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat

Had a spotlight beamin` on my Biz Markie hat

But when she stepped in the light and she got real close

I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose

She was dressed real def and her body was hook

But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look

I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn`t be bold

So I played it off and said, "That`s a cute green mole"

I was hopin` from that she wuld wipe it away

But she didn`t do nothin`, I guess she wanted it displayed

I said, "Before you get my number I don`t mean to dis you

but write it in your hand because you`re gonna need the tissue"

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