Текст песни: Eminem - Comin` Out My Closet (parody)








[Intro]
Where`s my penis?
I have no penis in my butt hole - there you go
Yeah.. yo, yo


Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I`ve been penetrated and ejaculated against
Rammin` shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brass
Ever since class I`ve been suckin` off my teachers to pass
All this cum motion unloadin` run deep as ocean`s explodin`
Nut keeps splashin` from faggots just suck `em off and keep goin`
Nut-takin` bummer I`m known as to every one in my region
Keep stickin` ass in the mornin` and takin` cocks in the evenin`
Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth
See they can bugger me, but y`all never figured me out
Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.
Blame my momma?
She was the fattest slut in the house!

Chorus:
I`m sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I`m comin` out my closet (one more time)
I said I`m sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I`m comin` out my closet


Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet
and I don`t know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I`ma expose it; I`ll take you back to `83
before I ever had to worry about the HIV
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father used to put his willy up in my bum
cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye
And lookin` back on it all now I fuckin` wish I could die
I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds
Even if I hated men , I`d grit my teeth and I`d try
to make it work with �em, at least for papa`s sake
He maybe made some mistakes
but he`s the only gay who taught me everything that I know today
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong
`Cuz he`da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat
It`s my life, I`d like to welcome y`all to "The Batty Boy Show"

Repeat Chorus


Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin`
But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
witnessin` your momma gobblin` Mormon missionaries in the kitchen
Bitchin` that someone`s always pullin` down her drawers and clit`s itchin`
Goin` through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack-controlled pimpin`
My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasn`t
`til I grew up, now I do what you did, I`m sick to my stomach
guzzlin` it
Wasn`t it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?
So you can try but can`t deny the way you treated me MA?
But guess what? You`re gettin` Alzheimer`s now, brain dead and alone too
And your care home security`s gettin` lax, you`re gonna know when I bone you
My asshole`s gettin` so big now; you should see it, it`s beautiful
But you`ll never see it – �til I shit on you at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are long
Rips through my thong - keep tellin` myself its all cuz`a mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didn`t help me to get
You selfish bitch; I fought fuckin` long and hard for these dicks
Remember when Elton came out gay and you said you`re glad it`s not me?
Well guess what, I +AM+ gay - gay as a faggot can be!

Repeat Chorus (2x) till end

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[Intro]
Where`s my penis?
I have no penis in my butt hole - there you go
Yeah.. yo, yo


Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I`ve been penetrated and ejaculated against
Rammin` shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brass
Ever since class I`ve been suckin` off my teachers to pass
All this cum motion unloadin` run deep as ocean`s explodin`
Nut keeps splashin` from faggots just suck `em off and keep goin`
Nut-takin` bummer I`m known as to every one in my region
Keep stickin` ass in the mornin` and takin` cocks in the evenin`
Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth
See they can bugger me, but y`all never figured me out
Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.
Blame my momma?
She was the fattest slut in the house!

Chorus:
I`m sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I`m comin` out my closet (one more time)
I said I`m sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I`m comin` out my closet


Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet
and I don`t know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I`ma expose it; I`ll take you back to `83
before I ever had to worry about the HIV
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father used to put his willy up in my bum
cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye
And lookin` back on it all now I fuckin` wish I could die
I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds
Even if I hated men , I`d grit my teeth and I`d try
to make it work with �em, at least for papa`s sake
He maybe made some mistakes
but he`s the only gay who taught me everything that I know today
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong
`Cuz he`da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat
It`s my life, I`d like to welcome y`all to "The Batty Boy Show"

Repeat Chorus


Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin`
But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
witnessin` your momma gobblin` Mormon missionaries in the kitchen
Bitchin` that someone`s always pullin` down her drawers and clit`s itchin`
Goin` through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack-controlled pimpin`
My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasn`t
`til I grew up, now I do what you did, I`m sick to my stomach
guzzlin` it
Wasn`t it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?
So you can try but can`t deny the way you treated me MA?
But guess what? You`re gettin` Alzheimer`s now, brain dead and alone too
And your care home security`s gettin` lax, you`re gonna know when I bone you
My asshole`s gettin` so big now; you should see it, it`s beautiful
But you`ll never see it – �til I shit on you at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are long
Rips through my thong - keep tellin` myself its all cuz`a mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didn`t help me to get
You selfish bitch; I fought fuckin` long and hard for these dicks
Remember when Elton came out gay and you said you`re glad it`s not me?
Well guess what, I +AM+ gay - gay as a faggot can be!

Repeat Chorus (2x) till end

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