Текст песни: Sudden Death - A Christmas Tail
My generation has been labeled with a big ol` X
Along with it came a stigma of a big ol` hex
That we`re all into all kinds of self mutilation
Body piercing, tattoos, and scarification
But I like to find better things to do
Although I do pop the occasional pimple or two
I never really cared for that other stuff
`Cause for me my emotional scars were enough
I decided long ago that I wouldn`t treat
My body like a walking wall of graphite
So imaging my surprise when I awoke to find
A tattoo of a heart right on my behind
It was the day after Christmas and all through the house
Everything was a mess, I even found a dead mouse
The stockings were ripped off the women on the floor
Who were passed out drunk from the party the night before
The house was a wreck, I had seen enough
It`ll take me all of next year to clean up
I`d been planning this party the whole month of December
It looked like fun, I wish I could remember
God, what a pain in my ass, I hate cleaning
Something on the back of my sofa is steaming
I don`t wanna know what they did to my cat
And speaking of a pain in my ass, what`s that
Ow, what the Hell, where did this come from
It`s a feeling like somebody shot me in the bum
I got so drunk I can`t remember a thing
I don`t know what this is, but man does it sting
Into the bathroom I rushed like a flash
Tore open my pants and examined my ass
And on my left butt cheek, about an inch wide
Was a little red heart with a name inside
V.. vi.. Vicky?
Vvv...vihh..
Vixen? Who the Hell is Vixen?
I don`t remember anybody named..
Wait a minute, it`s starting to come back
I remember a fat guy in red and black
He showed up to the party `bout a quarter past twelve
With a whole enterage of reindeer and elves
Lookin` like he had broken some strange sex laws
My party was crashed by Santa Claus
That`s the only small detail I recall
Besides that I don`t remember nothin` at all
I know Vixen is part of his reindeer crew
But now I wanna know what`d the two of us do
Just what went on, how far did it go
On second thought, I think I`d rather not know
Something tells me that I should avoid it
`Cause I don`t wanna hear that I might have enjoyed it
I cleaned up the house, tried to clear my head
I took a shower and cleaned all the fur off my bed
I got rid of anything that could possibly remind me
I just wanna put this whole thing behind me
I will always regret that happened that night
That little tattoo has ruined my life
The sight of a heart still gives me a chill
And I don`t wanna mention my psychiatrist bill
I sort of understand but I`m kinda sore
That my friends don`t wanna come around no more
My girlfriend left me and I had to move
And I eventually got the damn thing removed
Someone suggested that I change my religion
I thought about it, and came to a decision
I because I Druid because I thought it`d be nice
And now I practice free sex and human sacrifice
I`m haunted by the incident night and day
And now Christmas is only a few weeks away
But this year I`m ready, I`m not gonna run
`Cause I went out and bought me a big shot gun
I`m-a wait up all night in my living room
And if Vixen comes in then she`s gonna go boom
I`m gonna spike the milk till it`s 190 proof
I`ll start a fire in the fireplace, put land mines on the roof
I`m not gonna repeat what happened last year
I ain`t goin` nowhere near another tiny reindeer
She better understand what I`m talkin` about
`Cause that`s one piece of tail I can do without
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My generation has been labeled with a big ol` X
Along with it came a stigma of a big ol` hex
That we`re all into all kinds of self mutilation
Body piercing, tattoos, and scarification
But I like to find better things to do
Although I do pop the occasional pimple or two
I never really cared for that other stuff
`Cause for me my emotional scars were enough
I decided long ago that I wouldn`t treat
My body like a walking wall of graphite
So imaging my surprise when I awoke to find
A tattoo of a heart right on my behind
It was the day after Christmas and all through the house
Everything was a mess, I even found a dead mouse
The stockings were ripped off the women on the floor
Who were passed out drunk from the party the night before
The house was a wreck, I had seen enough
It`ll take me all of next year to clean up
I`d been planning this party the whole month of December
It looked like fun, I wish I could remember
God, what a pain in my ass, I hate cleaning
Something on the back of my sofa is steaming
I don`t wanna know what they did to my cat
And speaking of a pain in my ass, what`s that
Ow, what the Hell, where did this come from
It`s a feeling like somebody shot me in the bum
I got so drunk I can`t remember a thing
I don`t know what this is, but man does it sting
Into the bathroom I rushed like a flash
Tore open my pants and examined my ass
And on my left butt cheek, about an inch wide
Was a little red heart with a name inside
V.. vi.. Vicky?
Vvv...vihh..
Vixen? Who the Hell is Vixen?
I don`t remember anybody named..
Wait a minute, it`s starting to come back
I remember a fat guy in red and black
He showed up to the party `bout a quarter past twelve
With a whole enterage of reindeer and elves
Lookin` like he had broken some strange sex laws
My party was crashed by Santa Claus
That`s the only small detail I recall
Besides that I don`t remember nothin` at all
I know Vixen is part of his reindeer crew
But now I wanna know what`d the two of us do
Just what went on, how far did it go
On second thought, I think I`d rather not know
Something tells me that I should avoid it
`Cause I don`t wanna hear that I might have enjoyed it
I cleaned up the house, tried to clear my head
I took a shower and cleaned all the fur off my bed
I got rid of anything that could possibly remind me
I just wanna put this whole thing behind me
I will always regret that happened that night
That little tattoo has ruined my life
The sight of a heart still gives me a chill
And I don`t wanna mention my psychiatrist bill
I sort of understand but I`m kinda sore
That my friends don`t wanna come around no more
My girlfriend left me and I had to move
And I eventually got the damn thing removed
Someone suggested that I change my religion
I thought about it, and came to a decision
I because I Druid because I thought it`d be nice
And now I practice free sex and human sacrifice
I`m haunted by the incident night and day
And now Christmas is only a few weeks away
But this year I`m ready, I`m not gonna run
`Cause I went out and bought me a big shot gun
I`m-a wait up all night in my living room
And if Vixen comes in then she`s gonna go boom
I`m gonna spike the milk till it`s 190 proof
I`ll start a fire in the fireplace, put land mines on the roof
I`m not gonna repeat what happened last year
I ain`t goin` nowhere near another tiny reindeer
She better understand what I`m talkin` about
`Cause that`s one piece of tail I can do without
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