Текст песни: Teddy And The Frat Girls - I Wanna Be A Man








(Indescipherable foreign accent)
Is everybody ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let`s go, everybody.


I`m sorry I`m a girl,
and not a man.
Then I could come all the time,
in the palm of my precious little hand.

Get drunk in the bars,
and act like a klutz.
It really wouldn`t matter.
I`d be too stupid to be nuts.


(Chorus)
I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink.
A big, tough guy.
I`m sick of pink.

And if I was a man,
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I`ve fucked.
Just like all of you guys.

I`d be self-sufficent.
And I wouldn`t need another.
But if I got a little boo-boo.
I`d go running back to my mother.


(Chorus)


And if I was a man,
I`d always be hot.
Wouldn`t matter what I fucked,
Just as long as it`s got a twat.

I`d just rip off her pants,
And fuck her, 1, 2, 3.
How did this stinking cunt,
Have the luck to find me.
(Ooo!)

(Chorus)



And if I was a man,
I could piss anywhere.
Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch.
When you`re a man, you don`t care.

I could fuck any time,
and be hard as a rock.
Spend my life worrying about
the size of my teeny little cock.


(Chorus)


And if I was a man,
All you sluts would give me head.
(I`d) Get my rocks off,
then I`d kick you out of bed.

Be tackless and boring,
with nauseating breath.
I`d be a worthless piece of shit
From birth until death.
(Everybody!)



(Chorus)

(Everybody sing)

(Chorus repeated in background)

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(Indescipherable foreign accent)
Is everybody ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let`s go, everybody.


I`m sorry I`m a girl,
and not a man.
Then I could come all the time,
in the palm of my precious little hand.

Get drunk in the bars,
and act like a klutz.
It really wouldn`t matter.
I`d be too stupid to be nuts.


(Chorus)
I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink.
A big, tough guy.
I`m sick of pink.

And if I was a man,
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I`ve fucked.
Just like all of you guys.

I`d be self-sufficent.
And I wouldn`t need another.
But if I got a little boo-boo.
I`d go running back to my mother.


(Chorus)


And if I was a man,
I`d always be hot.
Wouldn`t matter what I fucked,
Just as long as it`s got a twat.

I`d just rip off her pants,
And fuck her, 1, 2, 3.
How did this stinking cunt,
Have the luck to find me.
(Ooo!)

(Chorus)



And if I was a man,
I could piss anywhere.
Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch.
When you`re a man, you don`t care.

I could fuck any time,
and be hard as a rock.
Spend my life worrying about
the size of my teeny little cock.


(Chorus)


And if I was a man,
All you sluts would give me head.
(I`d) Get my rocks off,
then I`d kick you out of bed.

Be tackless and boring,
with nauseating breath.
I`d be a worthless piece of shit
From birth until death.
(Everybody!)



(Chorus)

(Everybody sing)

(Chorus repeated in background)

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