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hes a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says

women love his sexy smile

lets see if his charm will work on Sharon

Sharon, whats your question for Number 1?Sharon: Number 1, i

belive first impressions last forever if u

were to eat dinner with me and my family, how would you make it last

forever?hmm well lets see id have to think about it

might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it

id probably just show up naked like i always do

and lick your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!

hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti,

i pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready

your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed,

id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips!

its dinnertime! were hearin grace from your motheri pull a forty

out and pour some for your little brother

im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this,ya know for

only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS!

after that, your dad would try to jump again,but only this time

id put the 40 to his chinafter your mom dies the dishes and the

silverware,

id dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear

~~~applause~~~

HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged

crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call

him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question...

SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a mna

who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u were to fall

in love with me, how would you show me that you care?

first thing, i could never love you,you sound like a witchy bitch

yo FUCK YOU!!

but if i did, id probably show you that i care

by takin all these mutha fuckas outta hereid go through your

phone book, and whack em all,

then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw

WHAT!!??

anyone that looked at you would have to pay,id be blowin fuckin

nuggets off all dayid grab your titties, and stretch em down

past your waist,

let em go and watch em both spring up in your faceid sing love

songs to ya the best i canget ya naked and hit it like a CAVE

MAN!!we go to tha beach and walk through the sandi throw a little

in your face and say im just playinas you spit it all out, i

rub your back,

and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!

~~~laughter and applause~~~

HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with

sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last

question to find out whos gonna have the rights to your neden

SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at

the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what

would your pick up line be who ever`sthe smoothest wins!!

first, id slide up the bar,and tell ya that i cant believe how

fuckin fat you areid say i like the way you make your titties

shake,and if you lost a little weight you`d look like Ricki Lake

FUCK THAT!! youd be jackin me quick,id order you a drink , and

stir it with my dick,and then to get your attention in a crowded

place,id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face

yeah freak her with yo nutz that`ll get her

TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, YEAH THAT`LL WORK EVEN

BETTER

look, fuck you, i got a strong rapshit you dont want contestant

number two hes mad whacki walked in a barn, and there he was,

standin up on a bucket Hooough tryin to fuck it

it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama



DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??

~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~

hes a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says

women love his sexy smile

lets see if his charm will work on Sharon

Sharon, whats your question for Number 1?Sharon: Number 1, i

belive first impressions last forever if u

were to eat dinner with me and my family, how would you make it last

forever?hmm well lets see id have to think about it

might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it

id probably just show up naked like i always do

and lick your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!

hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti,

i pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready

your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed,

id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips!

its dinnertime! were hearin grace from your motheri pull a forty

out and pour some for your little brother

im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this,ya know for

only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS!

after that, your dad would try to jump again,but only this time

id put the 40 to his chinafter your mom dies the dishes and the

silverware,

id dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear

~~~applause~~~

HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged

crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call

him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question...

SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a mna

who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u were to fall

in love with me, how would you show me that you care?

first thing, i could never love you,you sound like a witchy bitch

yo FUCK YOU!!

but if i did, id probably show you that i care

by takin all these mutha fuckas outta hereid go through your

phone book, and whack em all,

then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw

WHAT!!??

anyone that looked at you would have to pay,id be blowin fuckin

nuggets off all dayid grab your titties, and stretch em down

past your waist,

let em go and watch em both spring up in your faceid sing love

songs to ya the best i canget ya naked and hit it like a CAVE

MAN!!we go to tha beach and walk through the sandi throw a little

in your face and say im just playinas you spit it all out, i

rub your back,

and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!

~~~laughter and applause~~~

HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with

sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last

question to find out whos gonna have the rights to your neden

SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at

the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what

would your pick up line be who ever`sthe smoothest wins!!

first, id slide up the bar,and tell ya that i cant believe how

fuckin fat you areid say i like the way you make your titties

shake,and if you lost a little weight you`d look like Ricki Lake

FUCK THAT!! youd be jackin me quick,id order you a drink , and

stir it with my dick,and then to get your attention in a crowded

place,id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face

yeah freak her with yo nutz that`ll get her

TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, YEAH THAT`LL WORK EVEN

BETTER

look, fuck you, i got a strong rapshit you dont want contestant

number two hes mad whacki walked in a barn, and there he was,

standin up on a bucket Hooough tryin to fuck it

it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama



DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??

~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~

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