Текст песни: Ll Cool J - Clap Your Hands



[LL Cool J]

Yeah..

Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah

Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man

Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah

It`s kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?

I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?

Just gon` chill, check it out



Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne

I`m like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone

I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson

I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson

You ain`t a real rhymer, you look like a actress

How you gon` sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?

Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?

I`ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80

Don`t you EVER try to rock my house

I`m a real cool cat, know what I`m sayin Mickey Mouse?

The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this

Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?

You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler

Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:

the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer

I work myself harder than a boxer`s trainer



[Chorus: LL Cool J]



Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)



[LL Cool J]

You end up, underneath my sneaker

You`re dog doo-doo, I`m watchin you get weaker

You can`t believe, the skill and dexterity

LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy

So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker

That`s right my brother, you`re goin out like Sega

{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?

One of my battles`ll get your girlies in the mood

Sucker MC`s really make me sick

I`m so bad, I can suck my own {dick}

If you go to your girl`s house and I`m there already

Don`t go Crazy cause my name ain`t Eddie

Rhymes so rough, it`s like a course in trigonometry

When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME

The Prince of the Earth, and I`ma give birth

to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf

Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?

LOVELY, and that`s without a doubt!



[Chorus 3/4X]



[LL Cool J]

Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor

When I`m through, you`ll need a nurse to take your temperature

and cool you down, cause you`re cold as leftovers

Not the ones on the table, I`m talkin about RUFF rovers

You can`t get over -- what`s my name, Goofy?

You smoke I`m no joke, so my brother break out the looseys

and take a pull, cause the buck stops here

I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear

Don`t cross me, or lose your loyalty

to the Prince of the Rap Court, I`m royalty

And it ain`t no puzzle, it`s a shame how rappers guzzle

paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle

to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet

I`m a one man RIOT, so don`t even TRY IT

The Prince of special tactics, plus I`m athletic

Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics

Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine

Speak your piece, then I`ma go for mine

And I guarantee you, I`m gonna strike again

I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in

Cop out to one rhyme cause you`re facin ten

I ain`t Sidney Poitier but we can `Do This Again`

I`m nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it

You don`t really wanna battle, why don`tcha just forget it!



[Chorus 1/2]



[LL Cool J]

But if you`re hard headed and you still don`t understand

Here`s a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man



(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"

[cut n scratch "Cool J"]

".. takes everything you`ve got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]

".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]



[LL Cool J]

Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so

I`m fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no

My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point

I`m tellin you, they`re the serious joint

I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow

My voice is milky with a nice clear flow

I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo

I`m not a ballplayer, so now Y`KNOW!



Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)



KnowhatI`msayin? And I`ma be straight til the year 3000

That`s word to mother, knahmsayin?

And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?

Cause I`m the victor in this game, word up

Knahmsayin? That`s what time it is, peace



[crew applause]



That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY

FUNKY! Funky, he sho` is!

You best believe he`s FUNKY!

You didn`t KNOW??? FUNKY!

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[LL Cool J]

Yeah..

Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah

Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man

Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah

It`s kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?

I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?

Just gon` chill, check it out



Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne

I`m like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone

I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson

I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson

You ain`t a real rhymer, you look like a actress

How you gon` sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?

Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?

I`ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80

Don`t you EVER try to rock my house

I`m a real cool cat, know what I`m sayin Mickey Mouse?

The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this

Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?

You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler

Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:

the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer

I work myself harder than a boxer`s trainer



[Chorus: LL Cool J]



Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)



[LL Cool J]

You end up, underneath my sneaker

You`re dog doo-doo, I`m watchin you get weaker

You can`t believe, the skill and dexterity

LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy

So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker

That`s right my brother, you`re goin out like Sega

{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?

One of my battles`ll get your girlies in the mood

Sucker MC`s really make me sick

I`m so bad, I can suck my own {dick}

If you go to your girl`s house and I`m there already

Don`t go Crazy cause my name ain`t Eddie

Rhymes so rough, it`s like a course in trigonometry

When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME

The Prince of the Earth, and I`ma give birth

to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf

Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?

LOVELY, and that`s without a doubt!



[Chorus 3/4X]



[LL Cool J]

Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor

When I`m through, you`ll need a nurse to take your temperature

and cool you down, cause you`re cold as leftovers

Not the ones on the table, I`m talkin about RUFF rovers

You can`t get over -- what`s my name, Goofy?

You smoke I`m no joke, so my brother break out the looseys

and take a pull, cause the buck stops here

I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear

Don`t cross me, or lose your loyalty

to the Prince of the Rap Court, I`m royalty

And it ain`t no puzzle, it`s a shame how rappers guzzle

paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle

to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet

I`m a one man RIOT, so don`t even TRY IT

The Prince of special tactics, plus I`m athletic

Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics

Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine

Speak your piece, then I`ma go for mine

And I guarantee you, I`m gonna strike again

I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in

Cop out to one rhyme cause you`re facin ten

I ain`t Sidney Poitier but we can `Do This Again`

I`m nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it

You don`t really wanna battle, why don`tcha just forget it!



[Chorus 1/2]



[LL Cool J]

But if you`re hard headed and you still don`t understand

Here`s a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man



(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"

[cut n scratch "Cool J"]

".. takes everything you`ve got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]

".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]



[LL Cool J]

Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so

I`m fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no

My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point

I`m tellin you, they`re the serious joint

I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow

My voice is milky with a nice clear flow

I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo

I`m not a ballplayer, so now Y`KNOW!



Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)

And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)



KnowhatI`msayin? And I`ma be straight til the year 3000

That`s word to mother, knahmsayin?

And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?

Cause I`m the victor in this game, word up

Knahmsayin? That`s what time it is, peace



[crew applause]



That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY

FUNKY! Funky, he sho` is!

You best believe he`s FUNKY!

You didn`t KNOW??? FUNKY!

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