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[ VERSE 1 ]

The President woke and he called the Pope

The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope

P.S. the Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead

So he can make a fresh painting of my head

Then I hung out with a king and a queen

And the queen put me down with her polo team

The way I scored points all around the clock

I had her daughter, the princess ridin my jock

I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard

Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards

The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades

Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade

Then I played cards with the queen of clubs

The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love

As for the queen of diamonds, she don`t like men

Because you know that a diamond is a girl`s best friend

The double-trouble spade was named the deuce

And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news

There was 52 cards, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 2 ]

Then I took a trip to the center of the earth

I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first

I met these funny little people, they called em skeezers

So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer

Tight leather pants that`ll make you grunt

Two nice soft things right up front

The center of the earth ain`t got no crime

Just people bodyrockin to the L.L. rhyme

If you`re kinda confused to what a skeezer is

It`s just a girl who`s on my jock cause I`m in showbiz

There was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 3 ]

Woke up late one afternoon

Realized I was in the world of cartoons

He-Man told me he`d beat me up

Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck

Then I hung out with Spiderman

He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band

The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums

Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum

Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone

But Tom & Jerry both said he should leave it alone

Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse

He had two freaks, so we went to his house

Mickey`s freak was ugly, but mine was def

So I knocked it off until there wasn`t none left

They were cartoon characters, I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 4 ]

Since I`m a good friend of father time

I`m not gettin older as I say this rhyme

I was warmin the stove at the Alamo

Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show

I was down with George at the Delaware

But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair

Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull

We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull

Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest

You thought it was tabacco - the shit was cess

There was a lotta great men, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 5 ]

11:33, I swear it`s no sooner

I went inside my TV, I met _The Honeymooners_

Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes

But I had my eyes on Alice`s behind

Norton came down right about that time

Lookin in the frigde, so he could swine and dine

Then I said to myself, I should give em a taste

So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase

Said, it ain`t Bob Hope or Barry Manilow

Then I borrowed Norton`s hat, cause I forgot my Kangol

Ralph said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"

"Norton, my pal," I said, "Yo, don`t even do it"

They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 6 ]

Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp

Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part

In a bedroom with leg room I`m strong like a monsoon

Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the isle that`s Mali, cause we got ill

Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill

I searched for other ways, made love in caves

And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise

Now I`m gonna tell you what all this means

From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens

There`s a lyrical technician who came to play

Number one b-boy L.L. COOL J

All of this is just a story that I made up

Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator`s cuts

Some of it`s fiction, and some of it`s fact

Not another common rap with a heavy drum track

A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote everyone

That story is over, and my rhyme IS DONE

HUH!

[ VERSE 1 ]

The President woke and he called the Pope

The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope

P.S. the Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead

So he can make a fresh painting of my head

Then I hung out with a king and a queen

And the queen put me down with her polo team

The way I scored points all around the clock

I had her daughter, the princess ridin my jock

I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard

Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards

The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades

Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade

Then I played cards with the queen of clubs

The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love

As for the queen of diamonds, she don`t like men

Because you know that a diamond is a girl`s best friend

The double-trouble spade was named the deuce

And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news

There was 52 cards, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 2 ]

Then I took a trip to the center of the earth

I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first

I met these funny little people, they called em skeezers

So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer

Tight leather pants that`ll make you grunt

Two nice soft things right up front

The center of the earth ain`t got no crime

Just people bodyrockin to the L.L. rhyme

If you`re kinda confused to what a skeezer is

It`s just a girl who`s on my jock cause I`m in showbiz

There was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 3 ]

Woke up late one afternoon

Realized I was in the world of cartoons

He-Man told me he`d beat me up

Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck

Then I hung out with Spiderman

He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band

The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums

Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum

Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone

But Tom & Jerry both said he should leave it alone

Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse

He had two freaks, so we went to his house

Mickey`s freak was ugly, but mine was def

So I knocked it off until there wasn`t none left

They were cartoon characters, I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 4 ]

Since I`m a good friend of father time

I`m not gettin older as I say this rhyme

I was warmin the stove at the Alamo

Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show

I was down with George at the Delaware

But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair

Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull

We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull

Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest

You thought it was tabacco - the shit was cess

There was a lotta great men, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 5 ]

11:33, I swear it`s no sooner

I went inside my TV, I met _The Honeymooners_

Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes

But I had my eyes on Alice`s behind

Norton came down right about that time

Lookin in the frigde, so he could swine and dine

Then I said to myself, I should give em a taste

So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase

Said, it ain`t Bob Hope or Barry Manilow

Then I borrowed Norton`s hat, cause I forgot my Kangol

Ralph said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"

"Norton, my pal," I said, "Yo, don`t even do it"

They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone

That story is over, but my rhyme ain`t done



[ VERSE 6 ]

Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp

Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part

In a bedroom with leg room I`m strong like a monsoon

Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon

Stopped at the isle that`s Mali, cause we got ill

Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill

I searched for other ways, made love in caves

And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise

Now I`m gonna tell you what all this means

From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens

There`s a lyrical technician who came to play

Number one b-boy L.L. COOL J

All of this is just a story that I made up

Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator`s cuts

Some of it`s fiction, and some of it`s fact

Not another common rap with a heavy drum track

A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote everyone

That story is over, and my rhyme IS DONE

HUH!

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