Текст песни: Sandler Adam - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
"And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, doesn`t she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin`
head off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
everybody head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin`
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and
unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!"
Valedictorian: "It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or that person`s internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]
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"And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, doesn`t she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin`
head off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
everybody head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin`
mind!"
Valedictorian: "It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and
unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!"
Valedictorian: "It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or that person`s internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]
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