Текст песни: Yankovic Weird Al - Phony Calls



(parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)

Mom and dad are goin` out for the evening

And you`re stuck inside the house all alone

That`s when you decide it might be fun to harrass [sic] someone

Dial a random number up on your telephone

You ask if their refrigerator is running

Then you tell `em they should go out and catch it

Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin` `em from

They`d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet

Listen to me

Don`t go makin` phony calls

Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to

I know that you think it`s funny drivin` folks right up the wall

But it`s really gettin` old fast

Little Melvin has a natural obsession

Askin` for Prince Albert in a can

He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call

To some guy he doesn`t know who lives in Japan

He`s callin` strangers up at three in the morning

Gives `em pizza pie delivery at four

He won`t be laughin` when they`re tracin` his line

One day the phone police will be there at his door

Yo, hear me

Don`t go makin` phony calls

Only dial the seven-digit numbers you`re used to

Swear someday I`m gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall

How long is this phase gonna last?

Come on

[excerpt from "The Simpsons" TV show:]

Moe: "Moe`s Tavern, where the elite meet to drink."

Bart: "Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch."

Moe: "Hold on, I`ll check Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch?

Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Listen to me, you little puke!

One of these days I`m gonna catch you,

and I`m gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick!"

Bart: "Ha ha ha ha ha."

Don`t go makin` phony calls

Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to

You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called `em all

Hope that you grow out of this fast

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(parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)

Mom and dad are goin` out for the evening

And you`re stuck inside the house all alone

That`s when you decide it might be fun to harrass [sic] someone

Dial a random number up on your telephone

You ask if their refrigerator is running

Then you tell `em they should go out and catch it

Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin` `em from

They`d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet

Listen to me

Don`t go makin` phony calls

Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to

I know that you think it`s funny drivin` folks right up the wall

But it`s really gettin` old fast

Little Melvin has a natural obsession

Askin` for Prince Albert in a can

He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call

To some guy he doesn`t know who lives in Japan

He`s callin` strangers up at three in the morning

Gives `em pizza pie delivery at four

He won`t be laughin` when they`re tracin` his line

One day the phone police will be there at his door

Yo, hear me

Don`t go makin` phony calls

Only dial the seven-digit numbers you`re used to

Swear someday I`m gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall

How long is this phase gonna last?

Come on

[excerpt from "The Simpsons" TV show:]

Moe: "Moe`s Tavern, where the elite meet to drink."

Bart: "Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch."

Moe: "Hold on, I`ll check Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch?

Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Listen to me, you little puke!

One of these days I`m gonna catch you,

and I`m gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick!"

Bart: "Ha ha ha ha ha."

Don`t go makin` phony calls

Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to

You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called `em all

Hope that you grow out of this fast

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