Текст песни: Yankovic Weird Al - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White



Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.

Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.

First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear,

Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air.

My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.

Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet.

Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget.

Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies.

They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.

Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise.

I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize

chorus: I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.

Night after night after night after night.

All right!

Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane?

Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?

See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.

Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.

Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,

And I`m back in the very same place I was before.

(chorus)

And I can`t bust out, and I can`t break free.

And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me.

And I can`t go home, and I can`t get loose,

And I try to escape, but it`s just no use.

And I can`t ever leave, and I can`t ever win.

And we`re runnin` outta air, and the walls are closin` in.

And I can`t go back, and I can`t get through.

But Vanna, since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you?

Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.

That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then.

See, I`m coming home from work, but I forgot my address.

I`m half an hour late for my algebra test.

Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,

And I`m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.

(chorus repeated 4 times)

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Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.

Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.

First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear,

Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air.

My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.

Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet.

Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget.

Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies.

They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.

Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise.

I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize

chorus: I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.

Night after night after night after night.

All right!

Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane?

Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?

See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.

Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.

Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,

And I`m back in the very same place I was before.

(chorus)

And I can`t bust out, and I can`t break free.

And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me.

And I can`t go home, and I can`t get loose,

And I try to escape, but it`s just no use.

And I can`t ever leave, and I can`t ever win.

And we`re runnin` outta air, and the walls are closin` in.

And I can`t go back, and I can`t get through.

But Vanna, since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you?

Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.

That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then.

See, I`m coming home from work, but I forgot my address.

I`m half an hour late for my algebra test.

Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,

And I`m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.

(chorus repeated 4 times)

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