Текст песни: Too Short - Fuck My Car



Let`s go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin

I know it`s my car bitch,

you ain`t trippinIt`s your favorite color, on a lovely day

You let me reach right over,

and rub on your leg

I`m sayin all kind of shit, to make you smile

Put your seatbeat on, cause

I be drivin wildYou think

I`m like them other niggaz,

I just wanna fuck

But I like to get money and get my dick sucked

I ain`t your average everyday little hoe nigga

And I can see through you bitch youse a gold diggertellin me stories,

about the richest man

But I`m Too $hort baby, the bitch`s pimp

I come a long way from young and done the certified player

I get what I want, and I`ma holler at you later

If you ain`t got game you might think

I`m a trickDon`t play yourself girl you won`t get no dick

I take you right back home so you can be witcha man

I know you sucker motherfuckers won`t understand

See me with a bitch and say I floss too hard

These hoes ain`t trippin on me, they wanna fuck my car

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car

She could care less about a real man

All she wants is a man with the meal plan

Pick her up in the Benz and hope she get to it

Every day is Halloween hoe, trick or treat

I throw your ass in the trunk with a bag of rats

Drop you off at Kaiser like they did in The Mack

I know you`re broke, fantasizing like Mariahget a grip on my bumper,

rub your clit on my tire

You can ride on top or wrap your legs around the frame

but if you get in this car you gonna respect this gameand

I`m knowin that, I hope you know it too

Only real pimps know what I`m goin through

It`s a daily mission, controllin these bitches

Uphold the pimpin, never start sympin

Got the cleanest drop Caddy for your eyes to see

So c`mon bitch and take a ride with me

Now I`m about big blocks, drop tops

White guts ending with much knock

Got loot but dough ain`t even trippin on it

Got keys, to three hundred Z`s, knowin these bitches

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car

I gave you a ride for some head cause my dick was soft

But if you ain`t widdit I`ma drop you off

I got hoes all around me all day and night

And yo little pussy`s just way too tight

for a big black dick like mine to slide in

I take my motherfuckin time and ride it

Cause ain`t no punk bitches where I`m from

They like to suck niggaz dicks, and make us cum

So get butt-naked let me slap that ass

Play with them titties while I tap that ass

Slam your face in the pillow, and arch that back

Have you lovin this dick like it`s made of crackcocaine,

and you know that costs

Can`t fuck for free you got to pay the boss

Hundred dollar bills bitchI break your ass and won`t feel shit

Cause pimpin, pimpin, that`s my game

I got it from the O where it always rainspimp game, now it`s time to roll

And take my hoes down to the hoe stroll

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car

You ain`t slammin doors like me cause

I`m the coldest mack

From a brand new Benz to my old school `llac

You ain`t never gon stop my pimpin styleit`s like two plus two,

can you figure it out?

You say, what fo`,

I say that`s right

You know the answer nigga pimpin for life

What`s a trick to a hoe, some dope to a fiend

What`s a bag of weed if the shit ain`t green

You say the game is forever, well so am I

You only got two choices bitch, hoe or dienow speak up, you better

say somethin

Before I turn your ass back into a pumpkin

Cause ain`t no motherfuckin fairy tales

Only Freaky Tales, and I tell em so well bitch

Now get your ass in the carDon`t play me too close

I won`t pimp you too hard

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car (repeat 2X)

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Let`s go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin

I know it`s my car bitch,

you ain`t trippinIt`s your favorite color, on a lovely day

You let me reach right over,

and rub on your leg

I`m sayin all kind of shit, to make you smile

Put your seatbeat on, cause

I be drivin wildYou think

I`m like them other niggaz,

I just wanna fuck

But I like to get money and get my dick sucked

I ain`t your average everyday little hoe nigga

And I can see through you bitch youse a gold diggertellin me stories,

about the richest man

But I`m Too $hort baby, the bitch`s pimp

I come a long way from young and done the certified player

I get what I want, and I`ma holler at you later

If you ain`t got game you might think

I`m a trickDon`t play yourself girl you won`t get no dick

I take you right back home so you can be witcha man

I know you sucker motherfuckers won`t understand

See me with a bitch and say I floss too hard

These hoes ain`t trippin on me, they wanna fuck my car

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car

She could care less about a real man

All she wants is a man with the meal plan

Pick her up in the Benz and hope she get to it

Every day is Halloween hoe, trick or treat

I throw your ass in the trunk with a bag of rats

Drop you off at Kaiser like they did in The Mack

I know you`re broke, fantasizing like Mariahget a grip on my bumper,

rub your clit on my tire

You can ride on top or wrap your legs around the frame

but if you get in this car you gonna respect this gameand

I`m knowin that, I hope you know it too

Only real pimps know what I`m goin through

It`s a daily mission, controllin these bitches

Uphold the pimpin, never start sympin

Got the cleanest drop Caddy for your eyes to see

So c`mon bitch and take a ride with me

Now I`m about big blocks, drop tops

White guts ending with much knock

Got loot but dough ain`t even trippin on it

Got keys, to three hundred Z`s, knowin these bitches

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car

I gave you a ride for some head cause my dick was soft

But if you ain`t widdit I`ma drop you off

I got hoes all around me all day and night

And yo little pussy`s just way too tight

for a big black dick like mine to slide in

I take my motherfuckin time and ride it

Cause ain`t no punk bitches where I`m from

They like to suck niggaz dicks, and make us cum

So get butt-naked let me slap that ass

Play with them titties while I tap that ass

Slam your face in the pillow, and arch that back

Have you lovin this dick like it`s made of crackcocaine,

and you know that costs

Can`t fuck for free you got to pay the boss

Hundred dollar bills bitchI break your ass and won`t feel shit

Cause pimpin, pimpin, that`s my game

I got it from the O where it always rainspimp game, now it`s time to roll

And take my hoes down to the hoe stroll

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car

You ain`t slammin doors like me cause

I`m the coldest mack

From a brand new Benz to my old school `llac

You ain`t never gon stop my pimpin styleit`s like two plus two,

can you figure it out?

You say, what fo`,

I say that`s right

You know the answer nigga pimpin for life

What`s a trick to a hoe, some dope to a fiend

What`s a bag of weed if the shit ain`t green

You say the game is forever, well so am I

You only got two choices bitch, hoe or dienow speak up, you better

say somethin

Before I turn your ass back into a pumpkin

Cause ain`t no motherfuckin fairy tales

Only Freaky Tales, and I tell em so well bitch

Now get your ass in the carDon`t play me too close

I won`t pimp you too hard

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain`t trippin on you she`d rather fuck your car (repeat 2X)

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