Текст песни: Too Short - More Freaky Tales



BEYOTCH!

Short Dog`s in the house once again with this pimp shit



Chorus:

These are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah



Verse 1: Too $hort

I met this girl in Atlanta

She let a nigga fuck but I still can`t stand her

The pussy wasn`t good I said "What`s up bitch?

I`m tired of fuckin` can you suck dick?"

She said "No", but she had another friend

So I switched like a real pimp

Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth

I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin` `bout?"

She mumbled something, I don`t know what she said

Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head

Bitch said her name was Theresa

All on my dick like cheese on pizza

In the A-T-L where the grass is greener

I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina

When I first moved out there, I met Holly

Five-foot one with a bad ass body

Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini

She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"

I met another girl went to Spellman College

Every day after school I aquired the knowledge

I took her to my house so I could get some

I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum

She was hella limber, said her name was Amber

She wouldn`t stop screaming, that`s all I remember

I had another freak, her name was Wendy

When I first met the bitch she said "Please don`t pimp me!"

I did it anyway

I`m coming straight from Oakland, C-A

Ain`t no other way, like my girl Shante

She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay

Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp

Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp

You know I can`t forget about the strippers

Cinderella with the glass slipper

Top down in the Benz ain`t spendin` no ends

Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends

It`s like Lotto, you get a quick pick

Bitches said they heard I had a big dick

So I showed it to `em, only took one second

Dick rock hard, bitches gettin` nekked



Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah



Verse 2: Too $hort

I know another bitch, her name is Terri

I lied to the bitch "It`s about time I get married"

I couldn`t see me pimpin` her

So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer

She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy

Terri caught me creepin` and said "Nigga don`t play me!"

But them hoes liked to freak

I used to send `em new niggas every other week

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit I made up

I change the name so I can rhyme and shit

So if it`s you, you know the time bitch!

I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets

It was her, her girlfriend April and me

I do it on the regular, two at a time

Call it what you want I be a fool wit` mine

Like them Texas niggas, I never would change

Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game

These hoes recognize when I come in the door

I ain`t trickin bitch, so what you want me for?

Like Natalie, swearin` up and down I had to be the one

Bitch lets have some fun

I fucked her, you thought I didn`t

Short Dog`s in the house and I keep on pimpin`

So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen

Went straight for the panties, but they wasn`t wearin `em

Don`t ask me who I fucked first, it ain`t my fault

In the end, I still got the same results



Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah



Verse 3: Too $hort

Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene

We was layin real close like two sardines

Talkin`, laughin`, kissin` and shit

Next thing I know she started kissin` my dick

You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia

I told her "I got a new freak over here"

She rushed over, I left and when I came back

Them hoes was lickin` cats

They call me "Short" when I`m pimpin`, "Dog" when I`m mackin`

Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin`

She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray

To keep these hoes away

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit I made up

I change the name so I can rhyme and shit

So if it`s you, you know the time bitch!



These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)

Beyotch!

And it don`t stop

Old school Short Dog

Still spittin` it

Still gettin` it

Gettin` that money

Eastside baby, Oakland

You ain`t knowin?

Beyotch!

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BEYOTCH!

Short Dog`s in the house once again with this pimp shit



Chorus:

These are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah



Verse 1: Too $hort

I met this girl in Atlanta

She let a nigga fuck but I still can`t stand her

The pussy wasn`t good I said "What`s up bitch?

I`m tired of fuckin` can you suck dick?"

She said "No", but she had another friend

So I switched like a real pimp

Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth

I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin` `bout?"

She mumbled something, I don`t know what she said

Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head

Bitch said her name was Theresa

All on my dick like cheese on pizza

In the A-T-L where the grass is greener

I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina

When I first moved out there, I met Holly

Five-foot one with a bad ass body

Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini

She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"

I met another girl went to Spellman College

Every day after school I aquired the knowledge

I took her to my house so I could get some

I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum

She was hella limber, said her name was Amber

She wouldn`t stop screaming, that`s all I remember

I had another freak, her name was Wendy

When I first met the bitch she said "Please don`t pimp me!"

I did it anyway

I`m coming straight from Oakland, C-A

Ain`t no other way, like my girl Shante

She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay

Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp

Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp

You know I can`t forget about the strippers

Cinderella with the glass slipper

Top down in the Benz ain`t spendin` no ends

Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends

It`s like Lotto, you get a quick pick

Bitches said they heard I had a big dick

So I showed it to `em, only took one second

Dick rock hard, bitches gettin` nekked



Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah



Verse 2: Too $hort

I know another bitch, her name is Terri

I lied to the bitch "It`s about time I get married"

I couldn`t see me pimpin` her

So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer

She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy

Terri caught me creepin` and said "Nigga don`t play me!"

But them hoes liked to freak

I used to send `em new niggas every other week

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit I made up

I change the name so I can rhyme and shit

So if it`s you, you know the time bitch!

I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets

It was her, her girlfriend April and me

I do it on the regular, two at a time

Call it what you want I be a fool wit` mine

Like them Texas niggas, I never would change

Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game

These hoes recognize when I come in the door

I ain`t trickin bitch, so what you want me for?

Like Natalie, swearin` up and down I had to be the one

Bitch lets have some fun

I fucked her, you thought I didn`t

Short Dog`s in the house and I keep on pimpin`

So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen

Went straight for the panties, but they wasn`t wearin `em

Don`t ask me who I fucked first, it ain`t my fault

In the end, I still got the same results



Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah



Verse 3: Too $hort

Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene

We was layin real close like two sardines

Talkin`, laughin`, kissin` and shit

Next thing I know she started kissin` my dick

You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia

I told her "I got a new freak over here"

She rushed over, I left and when I came back

Them hoes was lickin` cats

They call me "Short" when I`m pimpin`, "Dog" when I`m mackin`

Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin`

She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray

To keep these hoes away

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit I made up

I change the name so I can rhyme and shit

So if it`s you, you know the time bitch!



These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years I`ve been a real player

So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)

Beyotch!

And it don`t stop

Old school Short Dog

Still spittin` it

Still gettin` it

Gettin` that money

Eastside baby, Oakland

You ain`t knowin?

Beyotch!

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