Текст песни: Too Short - Short But Funky



Verse 1:

Life is too short but now it`s kind of funky

I make the beats for me and my homies

Newspaper reporters and others always ask me

Why I`m X-rated and I rap so nasty

When I was a teen I did nothing else

But pick up a pen and express myself

The things I wrote were obsene and kind of dirty

But mama always said the truth couldn`t hurt me

She also said that it would set me free

I guess she was R-I-G-H-T on the nail

Cause now I`m out making my mail

It all started out from a freaky tale

If that`s what sells then I`m a stick with it

Short Dog ain`t changing, so forget it

You can sell out if you want to, homie

But I`m a stay short but funky



Verse 2:

Don`t stop, just call it verse two

It`s Short Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew

Not your average everyday fake rap on the micro

I might say something that your mother don`t like so

Don`t play it loud if she`s around to see

But you can play this cause it`s rated PG

When I`m rated X I`m just having my fun

I bring a smile to each and every one

But there`s a serious side in everything I say

Life is too short for you to wait `til the next day

Just straighten up your life and you can start right here

Drop the cocaine and the bottles of beer

People always say it ain`t right to preach

But take my advice, get wise and reach for the sky

So you can live like a king homie

And I`m a stay short but funky



Verse 3:

You never catch me on the mic rappin` a dance tune

I like it kind of mellow with the sound of the bass boom

The style is mine, I`ve been doing it for ten

You might say it`s simple, but I`m making my ends

See I don`t trip on a punk cause I jack him

Too $hort plus the cuss words equals platinum

What would I look like dancing on a stage

I wave my hand and do it like the old days

But some dumb fool want to take it out of hand

With 50 million dancers and a big old band

That ain`t me, I`m from the old school

Play the instrumental, get the mic and I`m cool

Cause I`m an Oaktown mack and it`s like that, so

It all comes out in my records and my stage show

In my category I`m the one and only

And I`m a stay short but funky



Hey yo, that`s it

Baby Jesus



Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew

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Verse 1:

Life is too short but now it`s kind of funky

I make the beats for me and my homies

Newspaper reporters and others always ask me

Why I`m X-rated and I rap so nasty

When I was a teen I did nothing else

But pick up a pen and express myself

The things I wrote were obsene and kind of dirty

But mama always said the truth couldn`t hurt me

She also said that it would set me free

I guess she was R-I-G-H-T on the nail

Cause now I`m out making my mail

It all started out from a freaky tale

If that`s what sells then I`m a stick with it

Short Dog ain`t changing, so forget it

You can sell out if you want to, homie

But I`m a stay short but funky



Verse 2:

Don`t stop, just call it verse two

It`s Short Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew

Not your average everyday fake rap on the micro

I might say something that your mother don`t like so

Don`t play it loud if she`s around to see

But you can play this cause it`s rated PG

When I`m rated X I`m just having my fun

I bring a smile to each and every one

But there`s a serious side in everything I say

Life is too short for you to wait `til the next day

Just straighten up your life and you can start right here

Drop the cocaine and the bottles of beer

People always say it ain`t right to preach

But take my advice, get wise and reach for the sky

So you can live like a king homie

And I`m a stay short but funky



Verse 3:

You never catch me on the mic rappin` a dance tune

I like it kind of mellow with the sound of the bass boom

The style is mine, I`ve been doing it for ten

You might say it`s simple, but I`m making my ends

See I don`t trip on a punk cause I jack him

Too $hort plus the cuss words equals platinum

What would I look like dancing on a stage

I wave my hand and do it like the old days

But some dumb fool want to take it out of hand

With 50 million dancers and a big old band

That ain`t me, I`m from the old school

Play the instrumental, get the mic and I`m cool

Cause I`m an Oaktown mack and it`s like that, so

It all comes out in my records and my stage show

In my category I`m the one and only

And I`m a stay short but funky



Hey yo, that`s it

Baby Jesus



Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew

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